bitten by the Kat of the century....

well, for anyone that is interested, I survived the storm, and have fled to baton rouge. I'll post again later with details...

oh...Devochka is fine too....

it's back.....

trapped.ebo.net

blog is coming back up soon...

Ok, well, I reconfigured the blog, but it's not ready to go back up at this point....you will have to bear with me a bit longer....

blah....

well, I'm back to this for a bit. I had a database issue, and nuked trapped.ebo.net. I'll rebuild it shortly, but I have other issues on the table that I need to address over the next couple weeks.

I've been doing NOTHING but sleeping and working for the last several days. I got home yesterday and was a sleep by 6PM, and slept until 5AM. This shit sucks to say the least.

Anyway, I'm off to work in a few minutes and I'll probably deal with the server shit this weekend.

moving day....

good morning.

it's come time to move this blog from an external server, and back onto ebo.net.

please visit eboBlogs for new entries.

the entries here, are being transfered to eboBlogs.

better than a wet noodle...

have you ever beat a cat within a cunt hair of their life....WITH A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?

I have. This morning I got up and proceeded to sweep up all the crap Devochka has trashed my apartment with. Toilet paper and various other pieces of assorted garbage. I have absolutely NO clue where she finds this shit, but she does.

I was expecting visitors, including Jack, my nephew, so I wanted the floor to at least be debris free.

After getting the floor clean, and an hour later than I normally go, I headed to CC's Coffee for my Saturday morning cup.

All the rage that I had from yesterday having been slept off over approximately 16 hours. I had left work before lunch yesterday because the Riba-Rage™ was just unbearable.

So, I'm feeling good, I'm waiting to have breakfast with Jack, and I'm enjoying my walk to the coffee shop and back.

When I walk in, what do you think I find. YOU GOT IT, MY FUCKING FrEaK CAT HAD GOTTEN AHOLD OF THE TOILET PAPER AND TRASHED MY PLACE AGAIN. Fuck me.

Now just imagine Riba-Rage™ coming back with a vengeance in about 1/100th of a second. Yup, that was me. I chased that fucking bitch. She headed to the bathroom, under the tub. Broke the fucking broom getting the BITCH out from under there. She was no at all too happy. I proceeded to BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH WITH THE VERY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER SHE SHREDDED.

Well, I'm better now for the most part. My hands reflect the skill that Devochka has with her teeth and claws, and the cat is poking her head back out every so often, and she doesn't look too bad for the wear and tear.

I'm just hoping she learned her lesson...

you are invited....

I've never had honey mustard bar-b-que cat, but I'm planning a big shindig this weekend, well, not that big, but bar-b-que Devochka is most likely the main course...

that fucking bitch of a cat must have gone on a fucking rage to end all rages last night.

first off, I was up far too late. working on a HUGE image, which slows my machine down to almost nothing, and at the same time I had DUMBASS trying to figure out how to do html, and wanting to know where the graphical interface for the email administration was on the webserver. IT'S NOT FUCKING MICROSOFT WINDOWS DUMBASS, IT'S FREEBSD.............

since I was up far too late, I decided I should set up my alarm clock so that I would be sure to wake up at 5AM. I don't know if Devochka was just on a rampage, or if the FUCKING BITCH is just jealous of the alarm clock. She's been totally malfunctioning as an alarm cat for the last week or so any fucking way.

so, when I woke up, the clocks off. the computers are off. EVERY FUCKING THING IT OFF!!! why, cause she unplugged the one block of plugs that provides power to all my important shit. FUCKING WHORE!!! I ended up waking up at 5:30, had to get ready, get the computers back up and running, get to the bank to retrieve money for the bus. Halfway to the bank, I realized I FORGOT TO TAKE MY RIBA THIS MORNING, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK....

so I ran over to the habeb store to get my American Spirit cigs, as I was getting sick from smoking a pack of Marlboro lights, and then I had to haul ass back to my apartment to get my RIBAVIRIN, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK... then whilst walking over to the bus stop, I realized that all I had was a ten spot. I needed a 5 for an all day pass. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

so I again, haul ass, this time running to the coffee shop to break my ten spot, and get a cup of coffee. thankfully, I was able to catch the bus, as the stop is across the street from the coffee shop, but my now, I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE. THANK GOD I DON'T OWN A FIREARM.

needless to say, I just got here, and I'm going to be sneaking to the side if I need to have a smoke or something, cause I KNOW, as frustrated as I am right now, I'm not going to be anything nice today...hope I don't send another FUCKING DEADBEAT to the hospital with my antics, but I'm assuming that is a distinct possibility...good thing I can't reach out and chock the fuck out of them..that's for sure...

have a powerful day....

how does one camel down?????

sneaky unicorn says:
well caml down

jimi's wasn't a homo...

we, according to this article from Reuters, Jimi Hendrix was discharged from the army for "homosexual tendencies."

still alive, but sleeping.....

well, I'm still alive. I haven't written too much lately for a number of reasons,
but mainly fatigue. All I seem to do is go to work and come home and sleep...