Devochka IS GOING TO DIE SOON!!!!!

Ok, everyone else is getting ready for a hurricane that isn't even coming here, but I'm cleaning up what appears to be 10 cases of toilet paper shredded throughout my apartment. I caught that little bitch running across the room about 4AM this morning with a whole roll of toilet paper in her mouth. Have you ever seen a little bitty cat with a big ole roll of toilet paper in her mouth. She is SO FUCKING LUCKY I DIDN'T WEDGE IT UP HER STINKY LITTLE ASS. That bitch...