well, I'm watching the WWL TV live feed and who the fuck do they show standing at the corner of Bourbon and Canal? Fucking Sean Penn. I guess I should be happy that finally a celeb has actually done something. Since both John Goodman and Nick Cage recently purchased a home only blocks from my place in Uptown New Orleans, you would think THEY would have given at least a good greasey fart and said something BUT FUCK NO! Where are ya John and Nick? Like I said, I should be happy, but I'm irritated like corduroy on a hemorrhoid that the NOPD is allowing Penn to help, but after numerous emails I've only been ignored.
Of course, Sean doesn't know shit about boats as this article from shows...laf..
I WANT TO FUCKING GO HOME! I know that it's going to be at least a month before we will have power and such, but I'm FUCKING PISSED that I can't help.
I hope Sean understands my frustration. WE APPRECIATE YOU SEAN! THANKS FOR BEING THERE, AND IF YOU READ THIS, COME PICK MY WHITE ASS UP SO I CAN GET TO WORK FIXING MY CITY!!!
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