trapped between dopey and....

The CEO of my company came in whistling today...
I think he should read the strong warning at the end of my FUCKING email before he comes in the office whistling while he works......THIS AIN'T FUCKING SNOW WHITE, AND THOUGH HE IS A MENTAL DWARF, HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I'M A FAR CRY FROM PRINCE CHARMING, BUT I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHOVE A POSION APPLE INTO HIS THROAT VIA HIS RECTUM.......OR COLON EVEN!!!